Animal Kingdom

Animal Kingdom is HOT. Not in a Paris Hilton way. In a "holy crap why is it so humid I'm going to melt goodbye I'ma puddle" way. The themeing is AMAZING. Right down to the sweat dripping. Now a fun thing: it's not just modern animals. Dinosaurs are in on the fun too, and there's a whole section just for them! Even the sign has a dragon in the middle.

Attractions


Affection Section - Petting zoo. Meh.

The Boneyard - I want to say kids can "dig" for "fossils" here. Could be really cool.

Conservation Station - Learn to be a proper hippie.

DINOSAUR - It's a dark ride, about dinosaurs. Excuse me, DINOSAURs.

Expedition Everest - Incredibly detailed, highly themed mountain. Just kidding, it's a roller coaster.

Fossil Fun Games - Midway style carnival games.

It's Tough to be a Bug - 3D video about bugs?

Kali River Rapids - It's a giant intertube with seats and a "rapids".

Kilimanjaro Safaris - Okay, this was pretty legit. BUT. NO STANDING ON THE CROCODILE/ALLIGATOR BRIDGE. They WILL leave your ass if you fall out of the truck.

Maharanja Jungle Trek - This thing is so beautiful. Tigers, bats, and giant centipedes. The themeing is awesome.

The Oasis Exhibits - No idea

Pagani Forest Expedition Trail - Again, no clue. I think it's new?

Primeval Whirl - Crazy baby coaster/twisty ride.

Tree of Life - The big ass tree.

Triceratop Spin - It's the Dino-Dumbo.

Wildlife Express Train - How you get to Rafiki I think.

Entertainment
Festival of the Lion King - Like a mini musical.

Jammin Jungle Parade - Around 3 ish. IMPOSSIBLE TO CROSS PARK DURING. We have been warned.

Table Service
Tusker House - Really great buffet. Character breakfast. Lots of neat lunch options. Paper straws though... You know, so the animals don't get hurt.

Upcountry - No idea wtf it is. Website says Mexican. It's new.

Yak & Yeti - Asian food.

Quick Service
Flame Tree Barbeque - I hear great things about this place.

Yak & Yeti Local Food Cafe- Asian food